- I am my daughters favourite teether.
- a peanut butter sandwhich is the easiest way to keep Emma happy.
- I dread shorts season because I dont have time to shave my legs.
- I wear yoga pants 50% Pajama pants 40% and anything else 10% of the time.
- a pony tail is my go to fashion accessorry.
- I catch myself watching Treehouse even when Emma is not home.
- I dont leave the house without a snack and a pack of crayons.
- N matter what I always always forget SOMETHING everywhere I go.
- I always have dishes in my sink... as soon as I finish them they are dirty again.
- I always forget to put gas in the truck and Steve has to pray he can make it to work in the morning.
- I never have my wallet with me when I need it.
- I never know what time it is.
- I hate vaccuuming.
- I love doing laundry... I hate putting laundry away.
- I screen phone calls.
- I am always covered in my kids snot and slobber.
- I bite my nails untill there is nothing left to bite.
- I am the best tucker iner
- I am mom
- I am Kortney
